Real Sweet Runner

Me car wont start mate
Giz a push would ya
Ill buys you a pint and a pie
In the pub when we are done

Wanna buy the heap
100 bucks to you mate
It’s a piece of crap
But it runs real sweet

Needs a touch up
And the seats are all cracked
But she’s a beaut mate
Come have a pint

Ill tell you the history
Of the car in the dessert
The dents are all classic
Stories in themselves

Get the next round blue
That dent in the bonnet
Kangaroo last year
Bloody thing jumped out of the bush

Was goin down south
To visit me old mum
Had to stop here
Been stuck here since

Giz a hundred bucks
So I can catch me a bus
Down south to see me old mum
She’s a real beauty and a real sweet runner mate