Another Bottle Of Beer

Friday night
Work is done
Fish and Chips
And a bottle of beer

Turn it up
Turn it up
The louder the better
Another bottle of beer

Gonna drive my car
Hang with the boys
Play my guitar
Another bottle of beer

Shut up women
Go cook my tea
I'll smack your mouth
Another bottle of beer

Beat the wife
Kick the dog
I'm the man
Another bottle of beer

Make those kids be quiet
My bottle is empty
Bang it on the floor
Another bottle of beer

Knock on the door
Coppas are here
Say I’m under arrest
No more bottle of beer

Cold jail cell
One thin old blanket
No belt, no laces
No bottle of beer

Before the judge
One last chance
Don’t hit the wife
Stay off the beer